by Paxton

The Emperor Connoisseur Series Taser Gun – One of my favorite scenes in the Star Wars movies is the indisputable Termination Star Moment of decision between Jedi Luke, Darth Vader and The Emperor.  When The Emperor pulled out Sith Lightning after Luke had defeated his founder, I was like, “OH S**T!!  WTF WAS THAT!?”  Sith Lightning is BADASS.  So I recollect it’s a unsophistical to take The Emperor, Sith Lightning and Taser guns, mix well, and give them to law enforcement and kids.  Think of thousands of kids playing Liquidation Star in the backyard, thrashing out The Emperor Taser gun, whispering, “And now pubescent Skywalker, you will die” and then unleashing the full mind-boggling rage of titillating Sith Lightning on their fellow-citizen or sister.   Can you surmise a cop that wouldn’t Darth Vader Asthma Inhaler – It’s entirely open that Vader has a bit of an asthma hard.  Listening to Vader wheeze his way through three and a half movies is like listening to Rosie O’Donnell depart a airliner of steps.  Possibly we should use this to give courage to kids with asthma.  “See, Darth Vader has asthma and he destroyed an whole PLANET!”  I can unprejudiced take it the commercial now, Darth Vader in the Demise Star planning elbow-room.  One of the Moffs starts choking and weezing and you mull over Vader is choking him with the power of The Arm-twisting.  In preference to, Vader says, “Your absence of breeze is off-putting” then hands the out of touch office-bearer the Darth Vader Asthma Inhaler.  The Moff takes a few puffs and the assignation can carry on to pats on Vader’s back for a job well done.  Cause me while I conclusion to the apparent occupation website to copyright that “inadequacy of zephyr” pursuit I at most came up with.  Mastermind!